The Wife said "Honey! Do you like my new Teeth?"
The Husband replied "They remind me of stars Darling!" "Yellow and Far apart"
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When you look at the sun, its like looking at me
So I ran into my Specialist Doctor and he said "pick a star sign, any star sign" so I said "Capricorn " and he said "nah you got cancer".
Question: What did the sun say to the little star? Answer: Are you my SUN
What Is gods favourite planet staring because it has a ring around it
why is the sun so attractive? because it is burning hot!
Kid 1: Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Sun
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How do you throw a space party?
You planet 🤣🤣🤣
I tell short people to reach for the stars
They are always a bit short of reach
my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out
have you heard about the new movie with steven hawkings as the star? its called unplugged.
What do you call a person with one arm one leg one eye and one ear ONESY “Hey dad how do you kill a star?” -give them drugs
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!
Sixty years ago Stephen Hawkings teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams kids reach for the stars.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "veggie tale's" My star actor is Stephen Hawking's
