Why is the sun famous? Because it’s a shining star.
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What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
So I went to the doctor's and the doctor said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign."
So I said, "Aquarius."
And the doctor said, "Nah mate, you've got cancer."
What kind of fish comes out at night?
A starfish.
The History of the Star Spangled Banner. By Jose Cannusee.
The wife said, "Honey! Do you like my new teeth?"
The husband replied, "They remind me of stars, darling!"
"Yellow and far apart."
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When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Which fish is the most famous?
The star fish!
Sun.
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How do you throw a space party?
You planet 🤣🤣🤣
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
