Star jokes
When you look at the sun, it's like looking at me.
So I ran into my specialist doctor, and he said, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." So I said, "Capricorn," and he said, "Nah, you got cancer."
Question: What did the sun say to the little star?
Answer: Are you my SUN?
What is God's favorite planet?
Saturn because it has a ring around it.
Why is the sun so attractive? Because it is burning hot!
Kid 1: "Fortnite is good and Brawl Stars sucks!"
Me: Wow, I didn't know you were dyslexic.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Which fish is the most famous? The star fish!
Sun.
Mÿ pp.
How do you throw a space party?
You planet! 🤣🤣🤣
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.
My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
Have you heard about the new movie with Stephen Hawking as the star? It's called "Unplugged."
Suck my dick!
(Ron Jeremy)
What do you call a person with one arm, one leg, one eye, and one ear?
ONESY.
“Hey dad, how do you kill a star?” - Give them drugs.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.