Stand jokes
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
"Monica Lewinsky has gone down on Bill Clinton several times. What's stopping her from having a one-night stand with Donald Trump?"
"Trump is nothing more than a little pussy, don't ya know?"
I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? -- He nuts and bolts.
Community talk
She was more like a beauty queen From a movie scene I said, "Don't mind, but what do you mean I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the round?" She said I am the one Who will dance on the floor in the round She told me her name was Billie Jean As she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the one Who will dance on the floor in the round People always told me, "Be careful of what y… Read more
School stands for S- seven C- crule H- hours O- of O- our L- lives And that's Sooo true😓Smh
Ik yall won't really care but I'm sorry for being a selfish ass person I've been dealing with my mom she's trying to put me in Julie hall. It really sucks that the one person you thought you had someone to always stand by your side and it hurts.
My mom walk in to me self harming and she laughed at me. And so yk It was bc of a mental breakdown because of my mom but I am trying to get the right help and I'm truly sorry ik the world would love to see me go but I am sorry to everyone I harmed