Stance jokes

During a show, I once asked the crowd if they were pro-guns, and the majority belted out in approval.

I asked a man in the front row why he was pro-guns, and he gave me the basic “personal protection liberty 2nd amendment” hooplah.

Very seriously, I told the crowd, “I’m pro-guns because I enjoy living in a world with only four Nirvana albums.”

My friend was the only one who laughed.

Some say Stephen Hawking couldn't stand up for himself 😂

Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?

What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?

A school shooting.

Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.

Joke not up for debate.

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.

The teacher asks, "Who is a Trump fan?" Everyone in the class, wanting to be liked by their teacher, all put their hands up, except for Little Johnny. The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, why are you being different again?" Little Johnny says, "Because I'm not a Trump fan." The teacher asks, "Why are you not a Trump fan?" and Little Johnny says, "Because my dad's a democrat and my mum's a democrat so I'm a democrat." And then his teacher says, "So if your dad was an idiot and your mum was a moron, what would that make you?" And Little Johnny replies, "A Trump fan."

If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."

He was in a fight, then a person said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Being pro-life.

What makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man?

"I'm still standing, yeah, yeah, yeah!" (from Elton John)

Someone was bullying Stephen, so I said, "Why do you not stand up for yourself?"

Abortion is bad.