Sport jokes
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home plate is.
Tom aint Tom
What's the difference between a hipster and a hockey player? A hockey player changes his pads every third period.
What is Mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find the home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.