Sport jokes
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Memes
Tom aint Tom
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.