Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
Memes
Tom aint Tom
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.