Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Sport Jokes
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
