Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan win a baseball game?
Because they can't reach home.
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't get a home run.
Why can't orphans play catch?
Because they don't have parents to catch the ball.
He is so fast that he broke the internet for the whole world when he ran.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they never make it home.