Sport jokes
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Kobe Bryant ain’t flying that well anymore.
Why is an orphan afraid to play baseball?
They are afraid they won't find home.
Memes
How are an orphan and baseball different from each other?
A baseball game has a home run.
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.