What do hockey players and Surrey girls have common? They both only change their pads after every third period!
What's a delinquent mittens' favorite sport? Badminton
How do you make a snooker table laugh tickle its balls
Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team? A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.
A day in the life of a Biden voter.
$2000 stimulus check? Nah, $1400..some day. No more kids in cages? Nah, more kids in cages. $15 minimum wage? Nah, $11. Maybe. 50k loan forgiveness? Nah. Lol No more deportations? Nah, they're still leaving. Women's rights? Nah, dudes in women's sports. New COVID bill? Nah, mostly bailouts and pet projects. Cheap insulin? Nah, jack those prices up. Defeat fascism? Nah, barbed wire fences around DC.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball? Because he didn’t know where home was
i hat to run out of the libarie because i put the cook books in the women sports section
p=person (not original ''pun'')
p1:hey girl p2: i got a bf! p1: well i got a lamborghini aventador, a bugatti super sports, a yacht and a private plane. p2: bf stand for breakfast. p2: oh and also where did you get all that stuff? p1:gta5 p2: you motherfucker!!! (communications with this person are now blocked)
Who does an orphan play soccer with...
No one
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
few jokes (sorry if they have already been used.) 1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me. 2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall. 3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks. 4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans. 5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course! 6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here." 7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler. 8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights
Why did the baseball player go to jail? Because he stole first base
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball , the orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat
What do cheetah like? Sports
there are women complaining about being r@ped. JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLIES WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
Q: what is a box favourite sport
A: box-ketball
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting
If a master fisherman had a caddie, what would be the caddy's job title?
A masterbator
Even Michael Jordan can't dunk from your hairline! 🤣🤣
