Sport jokes
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
What was the ballpoint's favorite sport? Pen-nis.
Why can’t an Orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Memes
And the winner of the Tour de France is awarded, as ever, with the yellow jersey.
To remind him what color his piss is meant to be.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.
Why does an orphan like home base? Because he doesn't have one.
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
What did the baseball ⚾️ say to the bat?
“We should touch base.”
Did you hear about the baseball game between America and Ethiopia?
America - 8
Ethiopia - didn't.
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
What does Marcus Rashford say when he comes to the stadium?
I wanna kick some balls!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
What can’t orphans do in baseball? Go to home.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't reach home.
When I hit a home run, I finally felt what it was like to have a home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home.