Sport jokes
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball?
Every night he turns into a Golbat.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA because all the black guys are playing.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Tom aint Tom
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
My wife and children are leaving me over my obsession with horse racing.
And they're off!
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
What's the difference between a golf ball and a G-spot?
A man will actually look for the golf ball.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't get home.
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a homerun. 😂😂
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Learn math the easiest way from Pendu.
Multiplying any number by 0 is 0 itself.
Hint: Multiplying any number by Pendu's G/A in 2022 is 0 itself.
The answer is 0.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the orphan join the baseball team?
Because he knew when he got to third base he could head home.