Sport jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
What do you say when going for a dunk in basketball?
"Kobe crash!"
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
Why do orphans like to play tennis?
Because that’s the only love they will get.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why is basketball called basketball?
Because you play with a basket.
Why couldn’t the kid play baseball? Because he couldn’t find home.
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Why don't orphans play football?
They can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
I left Twitter for a while, and when I tried to log back in, I found out I was suspended. I realized it was a penalty for saying some prohibited words on Twitter.
Sadly, my idol Pristiano Penaldo took the penalty for me and he missed, and now I'm on my alt. Shame on you, Penaldo!
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
Why can't Michael Jackson play baseball?
He made a hit and run!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home run is.
It hasn't been the same since Kobe died. I can't say "Kobe" anymore when going to shoot a shot. Now I have to say, "Kobe crash!"
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.