Sport jokes
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
They never reached home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphan kids play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans love tennis? It's the only love they get.
In tennis, 0 points is love.
Why can't Jesus play hockey?
He keeps getting nailed to the boards.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!