Why do female parachutists have to wear tampons before they jump?
So they don't whistle on the way down!
Sport Jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan hit a home run? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because he can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play cricket? Because they can't find home.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
Why are frogs good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
Why couldn't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home! 😂
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
Ever absorb Griffin?
Brady Quinn!!
Why do orphans play tennis? Because that's the only thing they love.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
