What's a person in a wheelchair's favorite sport?
Jousting.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
What's a delinquent mittens' favorite sport? Badminton
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt.
Egypt 8, Ethiopia 0.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
Where do find white people on a bench
- the NBA
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What animal is best at hitting a baseball? -- A bat.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -- A stick.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
