Sport jokes
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why donāt orphans play baseball?
'Cause they canāt hit a home run.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they canāt find home plate.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
They donāt know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Siu!!
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because there is no home.
Why don't Chinese people play cricket?
Because they ate all the bats!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why canāt orphans play baseball?
Because they canāt find home.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.