New Sport Jokes - Page 28 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't have a home base.

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They don't have a home to run back to.

Why do orphans hate baseball so much?

Because they can't run home.

What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't find home.

What's the difference between when I opened the window in a car wash and when Kawhi Leonard did it? At least my dad didn't get shot in the eye.

Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.

South's losing to Broncos. 😹

It's about bottling.

It's about crying.

I stay finished, I fake retire.

Put in the diving.

Put in the ghosting

And take my fake trophies.

Eibar and Bolivia in my veins.

My Barcelona banged by Bayern.

I bottle the game, so what's my farmer's name? (Pessi)

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to, lmao.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they didn’t have a home.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find home.

Why didn't the dog want to play football??

'Cause he was a boxer!

How do baseballs communicate?

They touch base!

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

They can't find home.

I was in the Sahara Desert, dying of thirst. Thankfully, Pionel Pessi, the debut man, came to my rescue👨‍🚒. He brought in 100's of helicopters filled with bottles to quench my thirst. I asked him how he had so many bottles; "big games," he replied. Thanks for saving my life, my idol.