Sport jokes
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?
In case they get a hole in one!
Why couldn't an orphan play baseball?
He couldn't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play football?
Because they can't be on the home team.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.
Why can't Orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
My little brother is scared of ghosts so I won't let him watch Bayern today.
Okay, I may be strict, but I won't let Tapindowski give my son a heart attack. His shocking ghosting performance today is a danger to my family and I'll ask UEFA to investigate the matter.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can’t hit a home run.
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
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