Sport jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find a way home.
What is baseball?
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why does an orphan not play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball/softball?
They never get to home!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They don't know what home is.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Why can’t orphans play sports?
Because they don’t have a home team.
Random kid: Yo mama so stupid that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Orphan: What's a mama?
Random kid: *shook*
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Guy is at athletic meet. Asks guy if he is a pole vaulter.
He replies, "No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter?"