Special jokes

You really put the R in special.

How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"

What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?

A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.

I took a special needs child to a shooting range.

Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.

What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?

Twilight Special.

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”

A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"