Special Jokes

What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?

Twilight Special.

I took a special needs child to a shooting range.

Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.

Funny jokes are like kids with autism.

They have special needs to make them.

I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.

What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha

The image shows a text message exchange. The first message says "ILY." The second message, in a blue bubble, says "Aww <3. Spell it out. It will make it more special." The third message says, "I'm leaving you."

Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.

Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?

Because no one forgets it! :)

A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”

A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”

What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.

What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?

Motor disease.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!