A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
Special Jokes
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
A special quote: “No, Mackenzie! You're the savage beast!”
A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere, and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What did the bull say when got hit in the special area? "Damn my bulls!" Ahahaha
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
I know a lot of people hate tapeworms, but they will always have a special place in my heart.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
