Special jokes
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
You really put the R in special.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
How do you kill a retard?
Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink. The bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk. The lady complained about this, but then the bartender said, "Just shut up and swallow!"
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Funny jokes are like kids with autism.
They have special needs to make them.
A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.
Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
What's the difference between a Russian potato and a U.S. potato?
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
What do you call a special needs kid with a motorcycle?
Motor disease.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)