Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
Special Jokes
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
You're really special.
But the R in special is silent.
You really put the R in special.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
I'm always willing to go down on a special needs girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
How can you be fast and slow at the same time, getting a gold medal in the Special Olympics?
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
I bought my fat wheelchair son a treadmill for his birthday, then that big brainless special motherfucker cried over it and threw a fit cuz his fat special ass couldn't get up out of his wheelchair and said for Jesus to raise him up and give him working and movable legs.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?
They blow themselves up.
BlessedBrian is always stupid, but he’s been making a SPECIAL EFFORT recently.
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?
"I thought what we had was special!"
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
