Special jokes

Why do ableist people hate autistics?

They're scared they'll never be special enough.

A 10 year old girl lays in her bed and excitedly waits for Santa to come. When Santa eventually comes she giggles, shivers, and orgasms.

Finally, as a special thank you, she sucks off Santa’s wet cock.

Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!

What do you call a group of special ed kids with guns? Special forces.

What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!

What's so special about Palestinian sex dolls?

They blow themselves up.

There's something special about cemeteries.

People are dying to get inside.

What do you call a retard with AK special forces?

This is our motto- "Never fear orphans! You are even more special than diamonds."

Orphan club for ppl who stand up for orphans!

What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?

They both have special needs.

How do you kill a retard?

Give them a knife and say, "Who's special?"

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?

Call them retarded.

We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.

What's the difference between a seal and a special kid?

They both go: "Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!"

Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:

Kleenex

Depends

Bicycle Helmet manufacturers

Velcro Shoe manufacturers

Steven Hawkings Publishers

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*Enter password*

"ScoobyDoo"

"Password must contain special character."

"ScoobyDooFeaturingBatman"

An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.

The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."

Why did Jeffrey eat all the ice cream in one sitting?

To make room in the freezer for his special meat.