SOS Jokes

Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!

My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.

Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."

Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."

Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Yo mama so vegetarian that she loves the Vegan Teacher!

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?

Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.

You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.

So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"

Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.

Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.

Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.

You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!

Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”