Okay so not a joke but like- There's a fucking noose in my school gym.
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Why are orphans so gayyyyyyy?
So the fire alarm went off, but as soon as they walked out of the classroom, the only fire they saw was out of a gun.
Yo mama’s so fat, she wore the equator as a belt! Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Your mama is so ugly that when she stood on the scale, it said "to be continued."
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Your mom is so fat the space shuttle can see her from 10,000 miles away.
Yo mama is so old that she was born on the first day the universe existed.
Your hairline is so ugly it looks worse than your mom's.
Name 1 way to decrease overpopulation:
Get rid of all the suicide prevention lines so the suicidal people can kill themselves.
Yo mama so dumb, when I told her my friend was mute she said, “Can't you unmute her?”
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
