Konan was having sex on the couch, thinking how he'd come so far.
SOS Jokes
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
What's so funny about toilet paper? The toilet aspect!
My friend: How are you running so fast? You just had 10 hamburgers!
Me: It’s the 10 hamburgers that are making me run fast!
Yo mama so fat, she the reason Dino's became extinct.
Yo mama so fat, she sat next to everyone on the plane.
Your hairline is so ugly, like your mum.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
Yo mama so fat, when you married your sister, she was big enough to sit on the groom's side and the bride's side.
Yo mama so fat, she walked by the TV, I missed 3 episodes!
Say:
"Eye"
Spell:
"Map"
Say:
"Ness"
Now say it fast!
Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother has diabetes.
People so dumb they think they're "transblind" like WTF, idiots!
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
All doggies go to heaven - or so I've been told.
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight...
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight.
Yo' mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.
After the holidays, Ron asks Hermione: "How was the weather in Spain?"
Hermione: "No idea, it was so foggy I couldn't see a thing!"
Why are basements so scary? Cuz of the mail.
Yo mama so fricking ugly, she made humans to extinct.
Yo mama so stupid, when I told her she needed some cats, she came back with...
CRASH, ARENA, TURBO STARS!
