SOS jokes

You're so fat, when you say the n-word, boogers come out.

Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

My sister said I was only allowed to grate cheese, so I said to her that I’d prove her wrong.

The next day my mum asked me why my cheese was tan, and I said it was my own special recipe. My mum loved the cheese but she didn’t like it much after the funeral.

Life sucks, and so does the vacuum, and other things.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she has to use the world's largest knife.

Yo mama is so fat, she had to snap his finger twice.

People are really upset with the Trump-Biden debate.

So much so, that Chris Wallace has requested to change his name.

Why did Zayn Malik get his girlfriend to convert to Islam? So she can declare GiGIHADid.

You're so short, you have to yell to talk to people!

Dani: What's so funny?

Tess: Your face! 'Cause you're ugly!

Dani: WHY!!!!!!!

Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”

My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."

Bro, your head is so big that it shines so bright, it turns into a lightbulb.

Yo mama eats so much that she spends her whole life on the toilet.

Why do orphans play baseball?

So they can touch home.

I called my sister a party pooper after she came to my party uninvited.

Grampa said that the only ones who poop at parties are the ones who don't get invited.

So I guess that means I was the party pooper at my own birthday?

Why did the clock eat so fast?

He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?

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