EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
I’m back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
My girlfriend asked for a kiss, so I gave her my dick.
Hey so I like orphan jokes, and some of them are fun, but I think that's engonp.
Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).
You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.
So, there was this kid, and he went to a store and said to a person there, "I'm emo." Then the person told the emo, "Why the hell are you here? Shouldn't you be hanging in a tree somewhere?"
Yo mama so stupid, you could not even be born because of her idioticness.
Why do Indian people have bad tempers? Because when they were growing up, their parents told them they couldn't have a cow, so they threw a tantrum instead.
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Your forehead is so big that NASA went to discover Mars, but then they said, "Oops, wrong planet. Mars is smaller than this, we will discover it later."
Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.
You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
You are so fat you were able to occupy Wall Street all by yourself.
Yo mama's so fat that when Legolas killed her, Gimli counted her for two.
Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
