There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
SOS Jokes
Why is Jack so gay?
Because he is.
Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.
Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.
The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."
I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."
Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.
Yo mama so fat, when she went on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued."
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Yo mama so ugly, she went to a fat concert and they said no experts allowed! š
Your hairline is so bad even Ariana Grande stopped singing because of it.
You're so fat when you walk into the mall, you *are* the mall.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Iām back and have a joke my friend said!
Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.
Person 2: What was it?
Person 1: He went as himself.
The reason I love Stephen Hawking is because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
Why is a giraffe's neck so long?
Because his head is so high up in the air.
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Your mom is so fat, she played bowling with the planets.
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
