The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
You're so ugly, your mother thought about setting you up for adoption.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
Yo mama so disgusting that when she took a shower, the water turned into ditchwater.
You're so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye!"
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
"Yo mama so bad we gotta switch to yo papa."
My friend called me fat, so I challenged him to a running race.
Me: *sprays some perfume on myself*
Friend: Omg, that smells so good! You’re so aromatic, how do you not have a bf yet?
Me: ... I’m aromantic and aromatic. I do not desire romantic relationships with others although I do enjoy carrying lovely scents with me.
Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
You're so skinny, death mistook you for dead.
Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
"So what, ah, my G?"
