You are so ugly when you gave birth to your baby, you gave it carpet burn.
SOS Jokes
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I am high and so are you.
You were born so fat they needed two cranes to carry you.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
Why do duckies wipe after they poop?
Their butt quack.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
What's up?
A rocket from NASA.
OMG SO FUNNYY!
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
My wife is pregnant with a 3-year-old, so I gave her medicine, but now she’s pregnant with a 5-year-old.
We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
"Yo mama so fat, she thought Saturn was deez nuts."
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.
You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost two towers!
So I went up to a crying kid and asked, "Where's your mommy?"
God, I love working at an orphanage.
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
"So what, ah, my G?"
