SOS jokes

So a woman walked into a bar. There was a man. She went up to him and said, "You're cute." He said, "Yeah, and you don't deserve equal rights."

Two persons were in a car. The brakes were broken and they were going so fast that they would crash and die.

The driver said: "Oh no! We will die!" but the person sitting next to him replied: "Don't panic, the stop sign at the end of the road will stop us."

Why is Jack so gay?

Because he is.

There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.

A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.

I saw a poor man and I gave him money, and he said, "Nope, I don't need money." So I gave him money, and he punched me for no reason.

Why did the rapist not get sentenced?

Because rule 69 said so 🤣🤣

"FUCK FUCK FUCK MY CLOTHES CAUGHT THE FLAME OH MY GOD IT BURNS SO MUCH!"

Yo mama so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed!

I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.

Yo mama is so poor, she makes her own hand sanitizer.

Evans so gay I mouth kissed him.

I was wearing a mask and told the teacher I ate her vagina. She said what? I pulled my mask down and said, "No, I said I like your hyenas." Then a kid sees me do it, but he only heard the first part, so he goes up to the teach and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight." She said, "Pull your mask down," and he pulls his mask down and says, "I'ma fuck you tonight."

Yo momma so fat, she glues together rags as clothes.

Yo Momma so hairy, she has to shampoo her armpits.

Yo mama so old, she got nostalgia for the Big Bang!

Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.

You're so small you went hand gliding on a Dorito!

My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.

Yo mama's so dumb, her dad said, "You're driving me crazy," and she said, "I didn't know crazy was a place!"

Why did the Ice Cube complain about being so warm? Because he was dropped on the floor.