Your dad is so stupid that when he jumped the fence, the gate was open.
SOS Jokes
One day I was working at the bank, doing my job. Then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over. Then I told her that her balance is un-balanced.
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
Yo mama so clumsy, she gave birth to you.
You walk into an area that has big asses on the wall, and they feel lifelike, so you put your dick into them, and you go on the opposite side of the wall, and women are naked through the wall.
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
Yo mama so old that when she farts, she farts dust!
I heard they're making a film about Jimmy Savile, it's a very touchy subject.
I heard the film about is so boring it puts you to sleep.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
My water was leaking, so I used Flex Tape. Now I don't know where to shower.
Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂
Yo mama is so fat, I thought she was a beach whale.
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
I aced my poker test...
My teacher asked me to reflect on my work, so I got a mirror...
A caffeinated vampire goes to sleep in a coffin...
Do you get my puns? No, because you can't seem to get a grasp on how bad they are...
Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!
To whoever @heil dem anfuhrer is, I hope you know I can’t understand what you’re saying. So next time you get on an American website, please speak English, and I don’t speak whatever European language that is.😊
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost their towers.
So Timmy was walking down the street with his friend Lea. Suddenly a car drives by and Timmy waves at the car.
Lea looks at him, puzzled, then later asks him; "Why'd you wave at that car back there?"
Timmy replies "Oh that was my brother, he went to the bar. He must just be driving home..."
You're so skinny you're a thin stick.
You're so fat that when you got in Pacific Ocean, you became the Pacific Ocean.
You're so ugly you got stuff for free.
You're so nasty that when you eat spaghetti, you thought it was throw up.
You're so fat you're the fattest person on Earth.
You are so gay you kissed the boy last night.