SOS Jokes

Your teeth are so out of line, even James Charles is straighter than them.

Like if you like porn.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her... she had really bad balance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, poetry is gay, and so are you.

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

Your mum is so fat that when she looks in the mirror, the mirror cracked!

You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

Your hairline is so repulsive that my entire family got eye cancer from seeing it, and it goes so far back that you be looking like Vegeta.

Hang in there, ya emo bastards! Remember, you could always be dead. Oh, too soon?

No wonder they wanna die so much. I'd wanna die too if I was a freak who listens to Black Veil Brides!

Anybody got a knife? I mean, an emo dildo?

Why are cancer kids so fly?

Because they got the drip.

1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.

2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.

3) 10 dead babies.

Yo mama so fat!

She sunk the Titanic. She put on a blue coat and they thought she was an iceberg!

I lost $10,000, so I killed my piggy bank, so I get a real pig and money which my money is fake, but the janitor said it is real, so I killed myself and turned into a real human.

Why do farts smell?

So deaf people can enjoy them as well.

Your forehead is so big we could fit the whole alphabet on there.

You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.

So guys, I have a friend who is named Sarah, and I was riding bikes with her the other day, and she told me she is gay. I totally support her. I love that she is open about it and not scared to tell people about it. I hope you guys can support her too! I love you all! :)))

When a fat person wants to kill themselves, why are they so worried? The diabetes will get to them sooner or later!

So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.

So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. 😭😭😭😔😔😔😒😒😒