Your mom so fat she fell
Your mama is so fat. Guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
Your mama has slept with so many guys. She's starting to look like one.
Your mama is so fat. She went on a diet and solved world hunger.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
Joe Mama so fat when she goes in the elevator she has to go DOWN
Your mama is so ugly she doesn't have to flush the toilet. She already scared the shit out of it.
why is spider man and a orphan so similar.
they both have "No Way Home"
yo mama so fat she fell over Nobody laughed but the ground cracked up
why do orphans like baseball so then they can know what a real home is
Yo mama so FAT that when she sits around the earth she sits around the earth.
Ever heard of the currency TNT?
All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!
So, I accidentally just tipped over my paralyzed sister.
Your forehead is so big your mum spent an extra hour in the birth delivery room.
Did you hear that Ted Nugent had a beer thrown at him at one of his shows?
Answer: He was okay. It was a draft, so he dodged it easily!
Yo ass so fat that you can't see your toes.
When you go to the movies, you take up seven rows.
Yo mama so fat, she had to have 5 doorways to get anywhere!
No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!
You know, their family dinners must be so happy.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
