So, three guys are walking carefully into a bar.
The bartender said, "What can I get you, gentlemen?"
Your mamma's so stinky that perfume leaks where she puts it on.
Mom: I apologize, Sam, for being so mean to you. <3
Sam: Thank you, Mother, for your apology.
Mom: jk
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Yo mama so stupid, she couldn't comment on this website because she didn't know the 2x4 check!
Yo mama is so fat that every step she takes in the ocean creates a tsunami!
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Hey Alya and JK Master, how are you guys doing? No one being an ass to you guys today, right? If so, I'll beat them up :)
What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Orphans are humans like everyone else, so suck it up, rude jerks!
Yo mama is so hairy that she brushed it like her hair and put pins on it.
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
Man: *behind the women* She's so ugly!
Woman: My back is not a voicemail, unless you're a coward and can only say it behind my back to my face.
