My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
SOS Jokes
My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.
Why are skeletons so calm?
Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!
Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.
So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.
But don't worry, he is all right now.
You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!
You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
Yo mama so fat even God could not lift her spirits.
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
Yo mama's so fat, a man has to bring climbing equipment to kiss her on the cheek.
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
One day I went skating and skated for so long that my feet were incredibly sore.
It was like my skates were moving all by themselves, but I decided to just roll with the situation.
Yo momma so fake, even Barbie got jealous of her!
This joke is so dark, I need life.
When you went to McDonald's and sat down, you were so fat, they said, "TBC."
Yo mama so fat that when he was talking to a man, her bowels fell out.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
