SOS jokes

Why did the orphan finally go to church? So they could call someone "father."

Okay, okay, so one day I was on the way home, and this kid said, "Man, I could kick your butt." Five seconds later, I kicked his butt.

People who are bothering Gwen, stop. This is a joke site, and you guys should know that!

People, she is not even 40 or whatever. I see the comments, and they are so stupid. Do you even know her in life? No!!! Shut up and leave her alone!

What is the continent that ALWAYS sleeps and sleeps and sleeps and that is so tired that it won’t wake up? Eur-ope.

Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!

You're so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.

"Hey, kid, why are you so fat?"

"Why did you insult him? That's not nice."

"It won't matter, he's deaf."

I like my wife like I like my coffee: so sweet, it gives me headaches.

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

Me: Can you give me some drumsticks to eat?

Brother: Why though?

Me: So I can just drum up an appetite.

Roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."

My dad tells me and my sister to stop arguing, so she elbowed me in my damn nose.

Why are skeletons so calm?

Yo mama so fat, when she takes an elevator, it ALWAYS goes down!

Qwen, I have to tell you something, so say "hi" and I will tell you.

So there was this guy who went swimming one day and got his left side bitten off by a shark.

But don't worry, he is all right now.

You're so fat that you're as big as UY Scuti!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer!

You’re so short, I bet you don’t have to bend to tie your shoelaces.