SOS jokes

Your hairline is so bad people thought you were Vegeta!

The potholes so big in Oklahoma Can make a whole garden.

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.

Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"

I wish the grass in my backyard was emo.

So it can cut itself.

Yo mama so fat, when she got ran over, the van did a 360 flip to Mars!

Yo momma so fat, I asked her to save me a seat, so she sat down and she saved 10, and one by one the legs started popping off.

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.

I told my sister that when you go to bed with an itchy butt, you're going to have smelly fingers in the morning, and I've never heard her laugh so hard in my life.

Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.

So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...

Yo forehead so angled, your mom could walk up.

Dad: Where is my son?

Son: Come join me with musical chairs, except we stand on them.

Dad: Ok, so do we put this round our neck?

Son: YES!

Mum: AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

Why did the orphan want to go to jail?

So he could have a home and be cared for with food.

Hi guys, I am starting a Gwen funny club. If you wanna join, then just type so here. Hope you have fun!

Oh, and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

So fat you're a scale said, "Fat ass."