Why was the rapper always in shape?
Because he dropped so many BARS, he had to stay fit to pick them up!
SOS Jokes
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Your buzz cut is so bad that the bees buzz around it!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
When creating the world, Jesus made the water salty. A person comes up to the water, drinks it, and says: "Why are you so salty?"
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
You're so poor. You're just PO, you can't even afford the other O and R.
Yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the equator.
Your momma is so fat that when she egged the Twin Towers, she threw a airplane on accident.
The doctor had an ego so big, it fell into the ocean fast.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Yo mama so fat, she can't go up the elevator; she can only go down.
Your hairline is so far back that it looks like Putin's tanks steamrolled through.
Your hairline is so far gone that you could build a runway.
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, because they're so DARN STUPID!!!!
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
It's good that Canada doesn't have the death sentence for treason anymore.
Danielle Smith is so fucking fat she'd get stuck in the gallows.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Your mum's vagina is so ravenous, that last night we both ended up on the living room floor, with her on top. She was eating my creamy young face off.
