SOS jokes
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Your forehead is so big that I can’t even see your hairline, and your stupid forehead face.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Yo mama's so fat, brexshit is deporting British citizens.
My sister Wani is a dwarf, so I sit on her as a chair.
Memes
Your mum is so ugly she made Paul Walker run.
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
Yo mama's so fat, she's a feminist!
Your Mom so fat that she went on to commit suicide, but the roof fell off.....
BULLY vs. QUIET KID
Bully: I bet your dick is as small as a Tic Tac.
Quiet Kid: That's why your mom's breath smells so good.
QUIET KID WINS
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Your hairline is so far back that it would be a 70 mile trip to the back.
Your hairline is so bad that the Teen Titans gave up.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
Bleach solves so many problems:
Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, the stonks are high, and so are you.
My "parents" are so dumb. Who tf names their son "Lydia"?
Yo mama so fat, her weight is angry grandpa's subscriber count.