SOS jokes
Your skin's so bright you could be used as a highlighter.
What do gay people call fighting? It can't be beef, so...
Carrots?
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
Your mom was so fat that she couldn't have a man and couldn't go through the door.
I'M JOKING, DON'T GET MAD!
Yo momma so fat not even Dora could explore her.
Memes
Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Yo mamma so fat that she like that ocean, we haven't even explored 5% of her yet.
Yo mamma so old that when she farts, we have to dust again.
Yo mamma so dumb that she jumped off a building after drinking Red Bull.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
Your dad left you 10 years ago and you're 10 years old, so your dad anniversary is today.
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I decided to take her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
"Joe Biden's mom is so fat, she's very fat folks, she's so fat I'm gonna use her to build my new wall"-Trump
Yo mama so fat.
She is the reason why people think that the Earth is flat.
A guy went back to his apartment. Five minutes later, he said to the receptionist, "It doesn't fit!" So she gave him a new key.