You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
SOS Jokes
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
So, Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Wait, he can't.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"
A: So they can look at their a**.
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
