SOS jokes
Your hairline is so big, it distracts me from your face.
Your hairline is so ugly, your hair runs away from it.
Yo mama so dumb, when her computer was asking for cookies, she grabbed a cookie, smashed it onto the screen, and broke the computer.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
Yo hairline so put back that you could put 10 big size ramen noodles there.
Memes
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
You're so ugly, even the Twin Towers got a better upgrade than you!
Heâs so short no one can see you very close by.
Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"
Hey Siri, whatâs in my bank account?
You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, youâre so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! Youâre so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! Youâre so ugly that-
(Destroys phone cutely)
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it got smacked up by Will Smith.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Why is an orphan so bad at baseball?
Because they can't make it to home.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
So I laughed at their chalk outline.
I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Answer: Because they never knew what love was.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.