SOS jokes

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him.

He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.

I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!

I just wanted to say whoever is a faker pretending to be me, that you are literally ruining my life right now. And I can literally not take this right now in life and that I just want peace so please, please stop.

"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"

Yo mama so ugly that when she looked at the sun, it exploded.

Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.

I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.

You're so short that you don't have to open the front door to get inside the house.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!

You're so short that you build a tiny house for yourself.

You’re so short, you could sweep under your bed while standing.

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

What do you call an ant with so much power?

A ter-mite.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

So 666-3629, so get it?

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

Why do doctors use so much lipstick?

Because they love cos-medics!