SOS jokes

You’re so short, you can swing your legs when you sit on a stool.

What do you call an ant with so much power?

A ter-mite.

I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.

I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Please.

Please who?

Police, can you stop talking so we can get to the end of the joke.

Lol.

So 666-3629, so get it?

Q: Why do men say "ladies first?"

A: So they can look at their a**.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

Why do doctors use so much lipstick?

Because they love cos-medics!

Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".

You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.

Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, global warming starts.

I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!

I need to go to the tailor, or so it seams.

Yo mama so ugly, when she entered the scare factory, she came out with a job application.

Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.

Why are orphans so good at tennis?

Answer: Because they never knew what love was.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!

They laughed at my crayon drawing.

So I laughed at their chalk outline.

My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.