SOS jokes
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
More like so they can fuck him, am I right?
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Memes
Note to all.
My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!
Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.
They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
I was reading a book about gravity. It was so hard to put down!
Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!
Your mom is so weak, when she jumped from the Twin Towers, her baby became disabled.
Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"π
Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?
So they don't explode when you f*** them.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she wonβt listen to me. Itβs almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.