SOS jokes

More like so they can fuck him, am I right?

Why is Michael Jackson so weak?

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

Four cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the "4 Cs Quartet" since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine.

They discovered how they could win. After a discussion, they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.

Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.

Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.

Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.

Girl: I like girls.

Dad: Ok?

Girl 2: I like girls too.

Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!

Boy: I do.

Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"

Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.

Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.

Why should you wrap your hamsters in duct tape?

So they don't explode when you f*** them.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!