SOS jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Memes
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me, so they can get adopted.
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she wonβt listen to me. Itβs almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
Emos are weird to me because they dress up all black, and you know I don't like that, so that's why I don't like it.
Zion is so fat that his dick can't even fit in his wife's pussy.
Your hairline is so bad when I looked at you, I had to use accessibility.
This is so damn funny!
Somebodyβs son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so whenβs the baby coming?"
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Yo mama is so dumb, she'll watch edited Peppa Pig all day long.
My cat is red and brown and her bones are crunchy, so does that mean she is a Kit Kat?
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Saturn was so loved, someone put a ring on him.
If you don't stop with the puns, soon it won't be so fun.