SOS jokes

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

Your mama is so fat, she broke the stairs to Heaven.

Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!

Yo mama so fat that Thanos had to snap twice!

Yo mama so stupid that she had an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.

Yo momma so slutty, she did a mukbang video with dicks instead of food.

So Stephen Hawking walks into a bar... Ha!

The kid was a bit sad, so he was blue.

Teacher asked him, "Why are you so blue?"

The kid replied, "I'm not sad."

Teacher said, "No, your face actually blue."

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.