SOS jokes

Yo momma is so old, her birthday's expired.

Yo momma so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Joe Mama so fat, when she told a joke nobody laughed, but the floor was cracking up.

Your manna so fat your father will be coming around the mountain when he cums.

Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?

So he could be in a lovely family before death.

Yo mama is so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

So I got my brother a jumping castle for his birthday. That bitch cried in his wheelchair.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.

Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.

Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.

Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.

It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.