SOS jokes

Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT," she thought it's a food court and ordered 20 Big Macs and got a heart attack.

Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

Your hairline went so back, you had to cry to your mama!

You're so skinny the world turns to the left!

My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.

So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]

Your mum is so fat, when she slept on the bed, the bed cracked and they had to replace it by a dinosaur.

Orphans are so useless even their parents agree.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Phobos and Deimos are just asteroids in moon costumes, and Mars was blind due to its frequent sandstorms, so it let Phobos and Deimos be its moons.

This is not a joke. Have you ever thought about it? You’re an emo while wearing black. So what if you are black? Does that mean you’re an emo because you are black and emos wear black? ;)

You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.