SOS Jokes

Yo mama so fat, her birth certificate was an apology letter.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Why should cemeteries be built next to orphanages?

So the orphans can see their parents.

Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.

Why do orphans like Darth Vader?

So he can say, "I'm your father!"

So true

A photo of a baby with a questioning and slightly suspicious look, accompanied by the text 'YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT SHE'S HIDING BEHIND HER HANDS?'

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can't go home.

That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!

Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

Yo mama so fat,

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Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

A friend sits across from me at class so I asked if she wants to hang out sometimes. She said yes, so I called her over to my house, and that's the day I found out she was a guy.

The moral of the story: don't try to fuck your friends.