The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
SOS Jokes
So Mungus.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Your mama so fat when she sits on the toilet it sings, "ABC, 123, get your fat ass off of me!"
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
My favorite bartender serves drinks so strong, he gives a "get well soon" card with each one of them!
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
Your mama is so fat, when I think of her in my head, she just broke my neck.
Yo mama so fat she makes the sun look like a dwarf star!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
So a kid was crying... I asked him what was wrong.
I LOVE WORKING AT AN ORPHANAGE!
Yo mama so small that she tried to hike Mountain Dew.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
You're so ugly your mirror shattered.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"
