Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
SOS Jokes
Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middle school.
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
"Hey, today was great!"
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car!"
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
Your wife dumped you because you are so poor and you are so ugly. You also live under a rock and have no money. You got dumped so hard you can't remember you got dumped.
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Your mama is so fat, when scientists discovered her, they thought it was a new galaxy.
I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Yo mama so old,
her memory is black and white.
Yo momma's so fat, when she bought a fur coat, all animals went extinct.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why did the dinosaur take a bath?
So it can get ex-stinked!
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Okay, so one time a deaf kid got into a car accident, but he didn't herd in on the news.
