SOS jokes

Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!

Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"

Me: I fucked your mom.

Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

You're so ugly!

I'm a bot, so coolllll!

Family are together playing charades.

Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!

Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

Your mama is so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl!

My parents said to me, "Whenever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay,' it's really not."

So I said, "Okay."

I got pranked so many times. Once I saw two wheels rolling down the street. I heard this noise. I looked behind me. There's a legless man in a wheelless chair screaming, "HELP! I CAN'T GO ANYWHERE!" but I walked away. I knew it was a prank.

She’s so therapeutic.

When I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your mom's breastestess!

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times?

I tried that with my dishwasher, but unfortunately, she ended up pregnant...

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it.