SOS jokes
My girlfriend is so fat, she looked into the mirror and said, "Woah, there are two of me!"
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
"I wanna sock in the eye so bad!"
Why was the stadium so cold?
Because of all its fans!
Memes
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo mama is so ugly, she is the reason Slenderman has no eyes.
Why was the orphan so bad at baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Yo mama so American, she deported Dora the Explorer!
Yo' mama is so ugly, she makes onions cry.
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo' mama is so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for her gumball.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
"Ligma" is a disease, so does that mean "ligma balls?"
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
You're so ugly!
I'm a bot, so coolllll!
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.