SOS jokes

Your gene pool is so shallow, you could break your neck diving in.

Your hairline is so far back, even the Flintstones knew of it.

Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to eat Eminem. 🎤😎

My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.

Freshman: Hey, what's better, Ford or Chevy?

Senior: I don't f**kin' care as long as it drives.

Freshman: So, I'm guessing it's Chevy?

Yo mama is so slow, they had to wait six hours for the crane to finally show up.

Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

So can we agree that Jesus was the first victim of cancel culture?

Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

Yo mama so old,

her memory is black and white.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.