SOS jokes

Yo forehead so big it touches yo neck.

"Hey, today was great!"

"What happened?"

"I ran into my ex today."

"What's so great about that?"

"I was in my car!"

I made a deal with Satan. I would get a free pass to hell if I serve as a demon lord. So, see you guys at the end of times!

Yo mama so stupid,

she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.

Yo mama so old,

her memory is black and white.

You’re so fat,

that your family moved to the other side of the U.S.A., but they still see you.

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Yo momma's so ugly that when she walked into a Haunted Mansion, she walked back out with a job application.

Yo mama so hairy that she got a haircut and lost 47 pounds.

Yo mama's so fat that every time she goes on an elevator, it goes down.

What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?

They both hang by something.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

Your hairline dates so far back like when your dad left.

Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Yo mama so dumb, she asked how much a free sample was.

Why are white people so white?

Because they forgot to urine on lotion.

I saw a fat woman at the bus stop today, so I asked her, "When's it due?"

She replied, "I'm not fucking pregnant, you rude prick!"

I said, "I meant the bus, you fat cunt!"

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.