A boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear, so he just went back to teaching.
SOS Jokes
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Yo momma's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list in her hand.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair. She came crawling back!
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Me: Yo mama so fat her alphabet starts with O.
My friend: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: O B C D.
I like Christmas.
It’s the holiday where an old man breaks into people’s homes so he can give them toys! :) yaaaaay 😁
Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.
Yo mama so fat, her belly enters the room 10 minutes before she does.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
He said he like Neymar so HIT THAT BOY LIKE FROM THE BACK!
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Joe mama so fat, when she stepped on a scale it said "to be continued."
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
Your mum is so fat, flat earthers think she's round!
Dad: If you study, then I will buy you a new iPhone.
Son: Okay, I'll do it!
5 hours later...
Son: I'm done!
Dad: I lied.
Son: So did I!
