SOS jokes

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?

So he could be called Father Les.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.

Yo mama is so ugly, she walked in a haunted house and walked out with a job application.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much.

I told them, "Just you wait!"

Yo mama so fat, Flash couldn't run around her.

Your forehead is so big they call you the Leaning Tower of Forehead!

Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light!" she blocked the sun. Now we call her the moon.

I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home.

So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.

So, as a school shooter, I try to remember my ABC's. A, B, C, D, E, F, GUN!

And I basically stop at G, since no students ever speak to me about the rest.

Your forehead is so big you can headbutt my face and chest at the same time.