Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
SOS Jokes
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.
Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.
Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.
Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!
Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
Why did I trip over your foot?
Because you were so short I couldn’t see you!
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama is so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, it cracked.
Yo mama is so fat, when she wore yellow, the kids thought they missed the bus.
Your momma so ugly, when the Kool-Aid man burst in the door, he said, "Oh no!"
Yo mama is so old that when she was in history class as a kid, all they learned about was themselves!
Why can orphans travel around so much?
A. They never get homesick.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
They laughed at my drawing, so I laughed at their chalk outline.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
