SOS jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!

Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"

My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"

My grief counselor died.

He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂

Jesus lives on a long timeline, so he may seem slow to you.

Why are kids so skinny?

Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.

Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.

Why did the orphan grow up to be a priest?

So he could be called Father Les.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

Your hairline is so messed up, I thought a 2-year-old cut you up!

You're so ugly that your birth certificate is an apology.

I'm so poor I have to put my Big Mac burger on layaway.

Yo mama so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.

Your mama is so stupid that she put a ruler under her pillow to see how long she slept.

I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.