SOS jokes

Why are gay dudes so rude?

Because they're fucking assholes.

Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!

Your dad is so fat that when he walks past the TV, I miss three episodes of South Park.

Your mom is so stupid that she thought LGBTQ was a sandwich.

What do you do to a deaf girl after you’re done fucking her?

Break her fingers so she can’t tell anyone.

You’re so fine that my zipper is falling for you.

Why does your grandma like gardening so much?

Because she loves getting dirty down on her knees.

Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"

I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.

It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!

Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball?

Because they can’t get a home run.

Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.

Yo mama so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out the way.

Yo mama so fat I can see where you got in from now.

Yo mama so fat, she fell off the judgement room and broke the 7 layers of hell.

Yo mama so fat when she sits down, she sits next to everyone!

Your mom is so dumb that she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.

Your mum is so ugly she could make an onion cry.

Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.