Rose's are Red Violets are Blue I've got Genital Wart's, Soon you will too-
guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're pare- oh wait, nvmd, carry on.
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?
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When you get a pop-up book of the Qur'an and it just explodes as soon as you turn the page XD
one day a couple was walking when the man stepped on something hard and squishy then they heard a sound from the bushes, instead of looking down they both ran.
two years later they turned on the TV to find Ted Bundy on trial they asked him if he has ever been caught he said "No but a couple was walking as soon as i killed a girl i jumped into a bush they didnt know i was there but the man stepped on the dead body but didn't look down then he and his girlfriend ran."
knock knock- whose there- not your dad- random kid: my dad went to get milk my mom said he will be back soon.
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The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight soon they will make up
Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.
So one day in 3rd grade, i was making this art piece and i was talking about my friend that was a boy that i have known for 5 years. but then, the other boy at my table named Coen Jones shouted, "NO! I"M THE ONLY BOYFRIEND YOU CAN HAVE!!!!" as soon as i heard all that, the teacher and the rest of our class was shocked while our table was just laughing there butts off, but laughed so hard, i fell out of my chair!
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I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
one time I walked in to a room and I saw a man and a dwarf and I soon found out that the man was the dwarfs father and I noticed that the dwarf really looked up to him
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If you are dehydrated you should get well soon.
ORPHAN JOKE CLUB DISCORD COMING SOON
I’m going oomph be busy having dinner soon I have internet for Christmas 🎄 and I have some Christmas
I've got a job defusing landmines It's difficult, but hopefully soon I'll find my feet
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
