Something jokes
I hate stairs, they're always up to something.
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1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
What did the Chinese family name their retarded kid? Something Wong.
How are a woman and a car alike? Put something in them and they'll both start.
I've just started reading my first ever Braille horror story, and I think that something scary is about to happen. I can feel it.
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Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
If something doesn't make sense to an Eskimo... is it counterINUITive?