Someone jokes
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
What’s the only plus for someone who burns to death?
They get a discount at the crematorium.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
Every time someone calls me fat, I get so depressed I cut myself... a piece of cake.
when my imaginary mom tells me to calm down
If Red gets voted out, what happened?
Red is not voted out, Red is a hacker, so he kills Blue. OK, so someone found Blue's body. Red said, "Where?"
Lime, Green, and Purple said, "How is Red not dead?"
Red: "I am a hacker, you noobs!"
Lime, Green, and Purple run.
Red killed them all. Red is the win, but he is not the win.
Black killed Red. Black is the win.
LOL
Someone is talking about you behind your back, make run "vhaleka."
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Follow me if you know someone smart.
Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
Like this if you laughed.
These orphan jokes would leave them crying to their mommies if they had any.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back. (Clearly someone didn't come back with the milk)
Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him go big or go home, he only had one option.
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan? Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
Hope you had fun reading this! My friend and I laughed reading all of em!
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
Someone: When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to cheer up.
Me: My, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that? ;)
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.