What does hittlers gas"shower" and guns have in common! They both kill someone
why does orphans go to church?
they have someone to call father there
😏😏😕As We Speak Now Someone Is Making Arrangement For December With Your Girlfriend 😂😂😂
ask someone if they are a rhino, if they say yes, tell them "so youre horny" and if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely
why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy? Because he wanted someone to call mommy and daddy
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet your teacher says no. But when someone else asks the teacher says yes to them.
I prank called someone and I said is there a miss is wall there they said no they is there a Mr wall there they said no is there any Walls there they said no then what's holding up your billding
What do you call it when you're trying to find out what someone had for lunch?
An ingestigation.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf. Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the psg training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE🤬😡
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Like, if you hate wearing a mask.
Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without there mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I relise, that I can see all there face!
True story by the way
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A kid came in the orphanage with a dead fish she was crying Why was the kid crying in the orphanage because someone came for the fish
Why did the chicken cross the road why? because the wanted to kick someone in the family
Why do orphans want a suger daddy? They actually can call someone daddy
Say this when showing this website to someone: You know it’s to bad this website doesn’t have a home page
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with mysphonia? One makes the annoying noises while the other hates the annoying noises
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline, maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem
Some babies may be delivered via stork, but someone bigger babies are gonna need a crane.
