If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?
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It’s all fun and games until someone fails at becoming superman.
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now 😐
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
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What do you call someone with a pindie spot
Stop screen recording
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
Don't criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic hehe
why dose a orphan love to go to church because they have someone to call father
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Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said "it's time to go sweetie" but before we could go someone said "stop them they have my daughter!"
