I saw my friend hang themselves my response was i guess they wanted to hang with someone
what do you call a lazy gay? someone who comes straight out of the closet,and goes straight to the couch.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him go big or go home and he only had one option.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Im at my happiest point in life im dating someone thats autistic, and i was just saying i needed someone special in my life.
SOMEONE:WHEN YOU SUFFER FROM DEPRRRESION AND SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO CHEER UP
ME:MY WHAT A GREAT IDEA WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT;)
Ok there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now, whoever that is wanna chat? (im just bored)
Q. What do You call a gun that rapes someone? A. An assault rifle
When deaf people people see someone yawning do they think their screaming
How can you surprise someone who is blind?
Leave a plunger in the toilet.
When some one says your adopted say “ But your still at the orphanage.”
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
why was the orphan single. Because it could not call someone daddy
your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender
Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also In a way kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wished you could F but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't...............
Daughter: I know this is weird but I feel like that someone is watching me when I am sleeping.
Father: Sorry
Why do Orphans become Hookers? They can call someone daddy.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
