When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
If there was someone selling drugs around here, weed know
What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I’ll ever have.
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his neighbor if someone will be sitting there. ‘No,’ says the neighbor. ‘The seat is empty.’ ‘This is incredible,’ said the man. ‘Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Final and not use it?’ The neighbor says, ‘Well actually the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first World Cup Final we haven’t been to together since we got married.’ ‘Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that. That’s terrible….But couldn’t you find someone else, a friend, relative or even a neighbor to take her seat?’ The man shakes his head. ‘No,’ he says. ‘They’re all at the funeral.’
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
Why do orphans go to church? So they have someone to call father
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you’re pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁
If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
Me and my friend went to the park, after a while we grabbed our little princess and said “it’s time to go sweetie” but before we could go someone said “stop them they have my daughter!”
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard’s mom: Why didn’t you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn’t. Richard’s mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
When someone tells me to kill myself
Panic! At The Disco: Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
why do orphans go to church
so they have someone to call father
Someone asked me my gender… I said woah man
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?