Someone jokes
I'm as bored as heck, someone wanna chat?
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.
It’s either really terrible news or really great news.
I hope you're an organ donor so your organs can go to someone who deserves them.
Teacher: Can someone tell me the only living thing that can reproduce without sex?
Little Johnny: "Your wife."
"Hey, what does IDK mean?"
"I don't know."
"Okay, then I am going to ask someone else."
What is sex? You put a sex person in someone’s sex.
What do you call someone who kisses primary school kids?
Joshua Metcalfe
There is someone in my class named Henry Rocket Rueben, and he always says he rockets into my mom.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Someone is adding dirt to my garden!
The plot thickens!
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
I prank called someone and I said, "Is there a Missis Wall there?" They said no. Is there a Mr. Wall there? They said no. Are there any Walls there? They said no. Then what's holding up your building?
Someone cutting the cheese then farted.
Someone sees the cheese, and it smelled like crap (literally). He said, "Who cut the cheese?"
Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.
And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why does an orphan go to church?
So they can call someone "father."
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"