What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants... I hope they're happy now 😐
I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated
How do you make someone in Africa disappointed
Sing raindrops keep falling on my head
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot
Stop screen recording
They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love. I had to pay a hooker for, twelve hours work. ... I felt nothing, but its was nice, being with someone who felt the same.
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say "Tell me if you can hear me", then get in the trunk and start screaming.
Tell someone to look in their shirt and spell attic hehe
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids
When someone tells me to kill myself
Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time
guys don’t let nobody hurt you with words like someone once said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
Someone who was working in the tower must’ve put their phone on plane mode
Do you know what you first feel when you shot someone?
The recoil.
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
why does an orphan go to church ? so they call someone father and be loved
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds.
Poor bastard.
I said to Google How do i kill someone then i got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front before you click it it says if you want to kill someone we are the right guys.How the f this get in google
