Someone asked me why I'm Still here...the answer is simple I don't want to be used as a school assembly
why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
like if you know someone that is emo
Like this post to have give someone you hate bad luck
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said You better comeback with a goddamn sandwich
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had its Ion someone else.
Calling Alabama's football team an astonishment would be the biggest understatement of the century, especially since they continuously catch balls from someone who isn't related to them.
Richard: Mom, someone called me gay. Richard's mom: Why didn't you slap him across him face. Richard: No, I couldn't. Richard's mom: Why. Richard: Because he was cute.
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
Why did the male orphan decide to be gay
Because he wanted someone to call daddy