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Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he had someone to call a father.

Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

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Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.

I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.

My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.

Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.

POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."

Why do orphans go to church?

So they finally have someone to call father.

Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?

Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."

Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.