Someone jokes
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Like if you meet someone emo.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Like if you know someone is emo.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
What do orphans go to church for?
So they can call someone "father."
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he had someone to call a father.
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