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Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.

I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.

My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.

Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.

POV: Someone stole Michael Jackson's baby: "He he stole my bab(y), he he."

Why do orphans go to church?

So they finally have someone to call father.

Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.

What do you call someone who’s blond, beautiful, and listens to what you’re saying, but only hears what they want?

Womxn

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

I don't get it.

Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".

Why did the male orphan decide to be gay?

Because he wanted someone to call "daddy."

Why do orphans like to have sex?

So they can finally have someone to call "daddy."

Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?

Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".

If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.

That one really *crashed and burned*.

When someone throws something at your forehead, it stops moving and goes into orbit around your forehead.

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

So she could have someone to call daddy.

If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?

An American.

I was trying to tell some people here to stop, but then I found out that the S was covered in blood from me assaulting someone.

When someone got the ghost in them, sound in the Priest Busters.

When something strange and it ain't no who you gonna call? Priest Busters.

At least someone who is gay/Carter has someone.

Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.

The orphan: But why?

Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.

Why does the orphan like nature? He can call someone "mother."