Someone jokes
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
I was spending my holiday in Paris with my gf. As we were walking near the city, a meteor hit and killed my gf.
Forensics did an autopsy on the corpse and concluded that someone missed a pen and hit my gf from the PSG training ground. SHAME ON YOU PESSI FOR RUINING MY LIFE! 🤬😡
Imagine someone leaving a cut-out of Jeff Bezos on your car after you found out your blind bf cheated on you, and the McDonald's employee says over the speaker, "Weren't expecting him to see other hoes were you?"
When you suffer from depression and someone tells you to just cheer up, god damn, why didn't I think of that?
Someone fucked a member of BTS.
Why does an orphan go to church? So they can call someone father and be loved.
like if you know someone that is emo.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
Why is an orphan into worshiping Satan?
'Cause they get to call someone "master" and be freaky.
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Like if you meet someone emo.
What has teeth but doesn't use them to chew? The answer would be a comb or a piano, but technically, if you ripped someone's teeth out and hand them to them, they have teeth but can't chew with them.
Like if you know someone is emo.
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.
Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."
Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So they had someone to call Father.
Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?
To finally call someone Daddy!