Someone jokes

Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.

Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

One day at school, little Johnny was not listening, so the teacher came up to him.

Teacher: "At the end of this ruler is someone dumb."

Little Johnny: "Miss, which end were you referring to?"

So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.

He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"

The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."

The person says: "What's a dilo?"

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

Why did the orphan go to church?

So they had someone to call Father.

Why does a girl orphan want a boyfriend?

To finally call someone Daddy!

Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.

Why did your emo mom get you?

To have someone to hang out with.

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

Why do orphans want to be gay?

So they have someone to call "Daddy."

Don't criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. So, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.

If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?

What do orphans go to church for?

So they can call someone "father."

Why did the orphan go to church?

So he had someone to call a father.

Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

When someone says: "You're a mistake."

Say: "The only mistake I see is right in front of me."

My teacher asked the class to stand up if you're dumb. No one did, so she said, "Come on, someone must be dumb," and pointed over to the left side of the classroom. Lil Jonny stands up. "Do you think you're dumb, Lil Jonny?" asked the teacher. "No, I just feel bad for you. You're the only one who stood up," replied Lil Jonny!

Like this post to give someone you hate bad luck.

Hey guys. I just wanted to say, while I think some rape jokes can be funny, not one of these are. In fact, I find them pretty horrifying.

I was raped when I was fourteen (about six years ago), and I have made one rape joke in my entire life when, last year, I said "I don't fuck with rapists, I just get fucked by them." I thought it was funny. No one else did, and they were probably right in that.

My point is this: rape jokes CAN be funny when they are used by victims as a way of coping with trauma. They CANNOT be funny when they are made about raping someone else. Even if there is a difference between joking about raping someone and raping someone, it is absolutely disgusting to think such a horrific crime is funny, and I am sure at least some of the posters on this page have already crossed the line into committing rape.

Great material for social scientific research, though, gentlemen. Really well done.