We don't joke about orphans unless they have family. Then we assassinate the family.
What's the difference between an orgy and mass suicide?
When exactly my cult members drink the Kool-Aid.
I told a crying kid to wipe his tears and come back smiling.
He never came back the next day, says the local news.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
You think on a airplane when a muslim guy gets on, people look at him and think... "Aw, fuck."
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I'm the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What are the subtitles when a disabled person speaks in a movie?
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What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?
Both get food thrown at them some of the time.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
This humor is so dark, it's darker than the Black population.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
