Society jokes

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.

Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.

Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I hate school. I mean, why can't you pull out a 12 gauge and shoot everyone, including the teachers?! This generation is too soft, man.

I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.

A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.

GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!

Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”

Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”

Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”

"Hitler and Goring are standing atop the Berlin radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to put a smile on Berliners' faces.

So Goring says: 'Why don't you jump?'"

What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

Family size.

What do you call an orphan?

Homeless.

What do you call a pool full of black kids? Baths bomb.

Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.

My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.

What do you call a straight orphan?

A no homeo.

What do you say to the orphan?

"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

What do apple trees and orphans have in common?

The apples get picked.

"2001 just called and they want their towers back."