What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
Society Jokes
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.
Just think, when we're getting fucked, we make our own food.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken, so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
