Society jokes
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?
The prostitute can wash her “crack” and sell it again.
Just to get things straight, I'm NOT, I repeat, NOT racist, but this joke goes out to all the people who talk about other people with darker skin than the other person.
Bully: Your skin is so black and ugly (for the 5th time).
Me: I'm so happy you love my skin color!
Bully: Ew, no I don't!
Me: Then why do you keep talking about it?
You're so fat you're the reason they made tread "meals".
You're so ugly we can't have neighbors.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
My childhood tormentor was at school. I walked through so I could get to class.
And then he said, "Hey, you donkey!"
I said, "Thank you, I'm so happy that I'm something, not nothing like you!" And I gave him a pink lollipop. He walked off. And I became popular. Or should I say, Lolli-Popular? Sorry.
Tumblr people: "There are an infinite amount of genders."
The cannibal kid: "Bitch, please. There's just one gender: Food."
Why did the orphan become a prostitute?
They wanted somebody to call "daddy."
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't make it a home run.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
Why do Indian men prefer fat women?
Because they worship cows.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So that they had someone to call father.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
I saw a lady in a bikini on the beach, so I walked up to her and said, "LET ME STICK MY DICK UP YOUR BIG ASS!"
Why can’t you give an orphan homework?
Because they don’t have a home to do it in.
Which restaurants can an orphan not go to?
A family restaurant.
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
You can't give an orphan homework.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.