Society jokes
Why are the Twin Towers and after girls kill all boys similar?
There used to be two but now there's one...
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
Why do white people carry Confederate flags?
To remind us that they are losers.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
Eshay.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
How do you break up blind people in a fight? Scream, "I put my money on the guy with the knife!"
What do you call a blind racist?
A not see.
What do you call a Hippie's Wife? A Mississippi.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Ready when you are, KK.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Stop doing these orphan jokes, please, Rob.
Orphans more like or fans!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
KK or Liv?
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?
Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."
Why are priests called father? Because it's not appropriate to call them daddy. Also because it is embarrassing.