Society jokes
Why do orphans have no home?
Because they didn't have a family to give them one.
What's an orphan's favorite game?
GTA, because they're actually wanted? Lol.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
The only difference between apples and orphans is apples actually get picked.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Why did the Mexican man throw his wife out of the window...
Ta kill her.
Orphans have no home.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
I didn’t orphan never say home.
Because they didn’t have one.
One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.
Five years later, he came back and left again.
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans work at S. C. Johnson? Because it's a family company.
What did the baseball chief say to the Orphan?
GO HOME!
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
Why can’t orphans buy ice cream?
They don’t have money.
I take all my anger out on orphans. Why?
Because they have no parents to run to.