What's the best part of having sex with a baby?
Deep throat and anal at the same time.
Why did the chicken cross road? Because fuck society that's why
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Electricity.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who dresses like a merman? Posiedown.
What do you do after you rape a deaf girl?
Cut off her fingers so she can't tell anyone.
Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?
A: They get their shit packed the night before.
Two pedophiles meet each other. Then one asks if he wanted to trade "2 of 5" for "1 of 10?"
Yo mama so fat that Hannibal Lecter couldn't eat her up.
Why did the pedophile cross the road?
To get to the other preschool.
Society
Mosely in a white van.
Touch Down.
If I had a dollar for every gender, I would have 2 dollars and a bunch of counterfeits.
Q: What do you call a man in a wheelchair?
A: Disabled.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
A blind guy shot up a town.
I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
