"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
Society Jokes
What do you call a gay dwarf?
Coming out of the cupboard.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Where do orphans have their family reunions?
The graveyard.
Why can't orphans tell jokes?
They have no one to tell them to, people.
Would you like to try African food?
They would too.
Okay, when I leave for ONE DAY something happens like people being sexist and men saying that women are weak (Which is Not True), AND rape. I hate hearing and really saying the word. Just stop with all this nonsense. I say rape and sexist and woman assault jokes should not be allowed. They are too cruel and mean to women. Most men are weaker than women. So don't anyone make anymore things or "jokes" about rape. Women are strong and don't be mean to them.
Sincerely, watersharky (How did I not misspell????)
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
What is Armin Meiwes' ideal date? Dinner.
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
I find all these obese jokes horrible.
Don't you think they have enough on their plate?
One time I tried running to home, but I forgot I don't have one, so I stayed at third.
Why did the orphan go to jail? Because he could finally have a home.
I once told a blind orphan, "Hey, look at the bright side!"
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
If orphans made phones, it wouldn't have a home button.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Why do the orphans keep going back to the orphan home?
Because they got no home to go to, yeah, please like this and laugh because I got no one to read this.
I used to have an imaginary friend who I could talk to, and he could grant me wishes and stuff... and then I stopped going to church.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
