Society Jokes

You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.

Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.

When a white person says the n word,

black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."

A paraplegic walks into a bar...

It's funny because he can't walk.

These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"

What job lets you kill the most people?

An abortion doctor.

What is the difference between a blond and a Nazi?

The blond survived.

Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.

Friends are very important. I have lots of friends in very high places. I hope the police can talk them down!

There's an orphan in my class... For some reason, he never leaves.

What's the difference between a bear with a gun and an American man with a gun?

The bear has common sense not to fire it.

Friend: How dark is your humor?

Me: .....it...

Friend: No

Me: *smiles* GETS BEAT BY THE MISTRESS AND GETS SCOLDED BY THE MASTER!!!

Friend: Why are you like this?

When you see an "Autistic child zone" sign and say, "Oh! That wasn't a dog."

2019, where you can change your gender at a snap of a finger.

What is a redneck's favorite sock?

A red sock.

Couy.

What sayd the man to the woman??

Go to the kitchen lol.

What's the difference between sand and food? Africans have plenty of sand.

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.

How many cats are in the human body?

None, unless you're Asian.

I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!