Society jokes

Why can't orphans go on field trips?

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Why are Asian's dicks too small?

So they can reset the calculator.

Gays, blacks, and your maw, mate.

Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.

Why do orphans have no parents?

Because no one loves them.

Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.

Orphans are so unwanted that when One Direction saw one, it went the other direction.

Do you know why orphans can't get married?

Because they will never get their parents' blessing.

My April Fool's joke is going to an orphanage and telling them their parents came back.

Noticing how wet and gentle the baby's mouth was on the bottle tip, this gave Uncle Willie an idea.

Why do orphans not know how to spell?

Because no one likes them, dumb people. 🤭🤡

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like they will tell their parents.

How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?

What is the difference between you and an orphan?

Orphans have zero family.

I saw a kid crying, so I asked them, "Where are your parents?" Then she cried harder, so I left the orphanage.

What do orphans get at Xmas?

Lonely.

What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?

Chlamydia.

What do you call a group of children who go on strike?

A minor's strike.

Heh, stupid orphan.

Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.