Society jokes
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
If you are going to bully anyone, then bully an orphan, because what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
Made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, there is no homepage.
What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?
One is wanted.
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
Women should have the right to choose whether they want to do cooking or cleaning first.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.